WOW! And I say it louder.

I want a woman who is proud of who she is and doesn’t care what others think of her.

I want a woman that will steal my gum outta my mouth when we kiss.

I want a woman who understands, it’s ok to pee in the shower.

I want a woman that doesn’t mind wearing girl cloths once in awhile, ie skirt/dress/etc.

I want a woman that likes the idea of pouring gasoline on a cat, setting it on fire and watching it run around the neighborhood.

I want a woman that can let me sleep under the covers, and that doesn’t require it to be pitch black in the room to sleep.

I want a woman that is close to her family.

I want a woman who wears her hair long.

I want a woman to respect that I need my alone time just as much as she does.

I want a woman that appreciates at least ONE of my passions.

I want a woman that sometimes says teehee or other cute stuff.

I want a woman to steal food off my plate and let me be “mad” at her for it.

I want a woman that will make out in the rain together.

I want a woman to push me to be a better man for her.

I want a woman that is intelligent.

I want a woman that lets me pick out outfits for her to wear.

I want a woman that will miss not being held in my arms.

I want a woman who doesn’t smoke or do any drugs.

I want a woman that is honest with her feelings towards herself and to me.

I want a woman that trusts me fully, as I will return the same to her.


Damn, I am picky.


When you find the person who, not only appreciates your faults, but loves you because of them, you know you hit the jackpot.